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copecheck · how cooked are you?last 90 days
Drop in a wallet and get a Cope Score, a tier, and a few friendly roasts based on your trades. It's all just for fun.
We only look at public swap history. There's nothing to connect and nothing to approve.
Yours, a friend's, or that one person in the group chat who's "still early."
We go through up to 90 days of swaps and work out what happened: the wins, the misses and the late-night buys.
You get a score, a tier and a few lines about your trading. Share it or keep it to yourself.
Lower means you're doing fine. Higher means the egg is getting crispy. Drag the slider and watch the egg cook 👇
Every line on your card comes from something that actually happened in your wallet.
Your worst trade and the token behind it.
"$BONKFATHER, we don't talk about it"
Tokens you sold right before they took off.
"sold before a 10x. it happens."
Tokens you rode all the way down.
"loyal to the very end"
How long you usually hold, and your quickest round-trip.
"in and out in 41 seconds"
The kind of coin you keep coming back to.
"31 cat coins and counting"
How many of your buys happened between 1am and 5am.
"most buys after 1am. maybe sleep?"
Positions where the dev dumped and left.
"9 rugs, still standing"
Would you have done better by doing nothing?
"SOL did better. by a bit."
Put two wallets side by side and see whose egg is crispier. A Telegram bot is coming too.
/cope 7xKp…f9Qe/copeoff 9fWr…k2Lm 3hQa…x7Td/copersIt's opt-in only. Nobody shows up here unless they add themselves.
These are example entries. The real board opens at launch.
It's a joke with real numbers behind it, and it's safe to share anywhere.
All we need is a public address. If anyone asks you to sign something "for Cope Check," it's not us.
We joke about the trades, not the person behind them. Nothing mean and nothing personal.
We're a fried egg with opinions. Please don't make investment decisions based on us.